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Romantic Hotels in England for Dirty Weekend

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Romantic Hotels in England, UK

We’ve found all the Best Dirty Weekend Hotels in UK for you to enjoy!

Shangri-La The Shard, London

The Shard stands, proudly to attention, like an enormous phallus towering over London. And Shangri-La The Shard sit inside it, offering unrivaled views of the city from it’s floor to ceiling windows. You’ll be enthralled; a hotel with huge windows and an amazing view is always sexy, but the luxury at Shangri-La takes it to a whole new level of romance. This is the perfect wedding night hotel in London, or the ideal destination for a romantic getaway in fact it’s one of the best hotels in the UK.

Karma Sanctum Soho Hotel

If you book a hotel room with a bathtub in the bedroom and a padded door then you’re probably not planning to bring the kids. Karma Sanctum Soho is more of a couples retreat than a family hotel. In fact, this is the sexiest hotel in Soho, perfect for your wedding night, or just a romantic night away in the UK.

St Martins Lane London

If you don’t ‘take one for the gram’ in that corner chair then you don’t deserve to stay at this sexy London hotel. Designed by Philippe Starck, it’s more than a little decadent, perfect for a romantic getaway in London. There’s great dining options, and a stunning cocktail bar for couples to indulge in a drink or two.

Queens Hotel & Spa

Queens Hotel and Spa is perfect for a romantic break in Brighton. You’ll love the view of the Pier at night from the couch (or the bed). It’s an excellent choice for couples.

Drakes Hotel

Drakes Hotel is a romantic boutique hotel (you can tell because it has a bath in the bedroom.) Located on the waterfront in Brighton, it’s popular with celebrities and Britain’s upper crust. it’s not cheap, but it sure is romantic. Enjoy a bottle of fizz in the bath while you take in those magnificent windows. Drakes is the perfect romantic hotel in Brighton for couples.

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The Royal Crescent Hotel & Spa

The Royal Crescent Hotel & Spa has scrubbed up rather well for an old stables. In fact, it’s now a super luxury 5 star hotel, offering some of the most luxurious and romantic lodgings in England. This makes it the perfect hotel for a romantic weekend in Bath.

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Malmaison Birmingham

The Nirvana signature suite at Malmaison Birmingham is pretty rock and roll, in the spirit of a Las Vegas suite. With mood lighting, a spa in the room, plenty of mirrors, and fun furniture. It’s a good time for couples, and depending on your tastes it’s quite possibly Birmingham’s best hotel for a dirty weekend.

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Boulevard Hotel

Boulevard Hotel Blackpool Beach

Blackpool’s Boulevard Hotel has some very sexy suites with sea views, but there’s also some great suites with fun views of the roller coasters next door at Pleasure Beach. Perfect for a dirty weekend in the north.

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Carbis Bay and Spa Hotel

The luxury Carbis Bay and Spa Hotel is one of the most romantic hotels in St. Ives. It’s perfect for a dirty weekend in Cornwall. Top suites like this one offer stunning views of the beach from the bed and the bath. Couples who come to Carbis Bay say they like the proximity to the beach and the lovely tropical gardens. It’s a fabulous spot for a romantic getaway in Cornwall.

Fistral Beach Hotel and Spa

This magnificent bathtub facing the ocean is the perfect place for a little romance. Fistral Beach Hotel is one of the few adults only resorts in Cornwall, so leave the kids at home.

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Dakota Leeds

Dakota Leeds is built for romance. If you want to get down to business the executive suite is perfect. People come from all over Yorkshire for a romantic break in Leeds and Dakota is one of the most popular hotels for couples.

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Titanic Hotel Liverpool

Titanic Hotel Liverpool is simply stunning, located in a beautifully converted warehouse on Stanley Dock, it’s a 5 minute drive to the city centre. The building has real character which gives it a really romantic feel. There’s a sensational spa at the hotel, with a really cozy secluded feel in the pool. Titanic hotel is perfect for couples on a romantic getaway to Liverpool.

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